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December 9, 2010 at 6:14 pm 17 comments

A Letter to God!

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.

When the Postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA , they were so amused and send the little boy Rs.20
The Postal authorities thought that Rs.50 would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and they did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs…20, and decided to write a thank you note to God,

Which read:

“Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Postal Authority of India, New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 as tax …….

March 9, 2010 at 5:28 pm 10 comments

A Good Wife can balance your life!

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August 6, 2009 at 5:12 pm 6 comments

Chinese Call Centre

A Chinese Call center:

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
To me. Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what’s this urgent matter
About?

Caller: Well… Just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on
His way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
Hospital, then the accident isn’t
An urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time
For this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree ..

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh …..God…. …

From —
Good Wan!

June 9, 2009 at 4:32 pm 6 comments

Nine Words Women Use‏

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Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.

Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she
says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s
wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

December 1, 2008 at 6:10 pm 9 comments

Innocent Letters

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A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.
Here are some they handed in:

Dear God :

I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.

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Dear God:

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You keep the ones You already have?

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Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That’s what my Mom did for me and my brother.

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Dear God:

If You watch me in church on Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes.

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I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I’m having a hard time loving all of them.

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Dear God:

In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?

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Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?

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Dear God:

Is it true my father won’t get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

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Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

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Dear God:

Who draws the lines around the countries?

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I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?

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Dear God:

Did You really mean “do unto others as they do unto you”? Because if You did, then I’m going to get my brother good.

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Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.

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Dear God:

Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

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I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

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Dear God:

You don’t have to worry about me; I always look both ways.

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I think about You sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

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Dear God:

Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.

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My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they?

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Dear God:

I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.

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We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.

November 23, 2008 at 1:16 pm 9 comments

Beware Lawyers!

Lawyers should never ask grandma’s a question, if they aren’t prepared for the answer!

Read on…

In a trial, a small – town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, and elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; “Mrs.Jones, do you know me?”

She responded “Why, YES, I do know you, MR.Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?”  

She again replied, “Why, YES, I do. I ‘ve known Mr.Bradley since he was a youngster. He’s lazy, bigoted and has drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Yes I know him.”
  
The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: 
“If either of you asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you to the Electric chair.”

Source: Friend’s Email
 

 

 

 

 

 

October 24, 2008 at 1:32 pm 5 comments

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Narrated AbuUmamah: The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: I guarantee a house in the surroundings of Paradise for a man who avoids quarrelling even if he were in the right, a house in the middle of Paradise for a man who avoids lying even if he were joking, and a house in the upper part of Paradise for a man who made his character good.(Sunan Abu Dawood,Book 41, Number 4782)

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