Letter to HR from PM

November 19, 2009 at 6:00 pm 4 comments

Dear Manager (HR),

Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Signed – Project Leader

NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13)
for my true assessment of him.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. nadia  |  November 19, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Hahaha! Nice one 😀

    Reply
  • 2. niyaz  |  November 19, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    hahaha too gud bro 🙂

    Reply
  • 3. Amir  |  November 20, 2009 at 1:58 am

      hahaha…well crafted 😀
    Reply
  • 4. Behbood  |  November 20, 2009 at 4:39 am

    lol….

    Reply

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