Salary Theorem!

August 3, 2009 at 6:58 pm 8 comments

Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.”

This theorem can now be supported by mathematical proof based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.

Since Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge =Work / Time.

Since Time = Money, then Knowledge =Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get Money =Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity,regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

What do you say?

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8 Comments Add your own

  • 1. nadia  |  August 3, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    Though I’m lost and confused, I do find the “Money approaches infinity” part very interesting 🙂

    ~ LOL

    Reply
  • 2. Abid  |  August 3, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Good one! Chain mail?

    ~ Yeah, it’s out of way for me to invent this theorem 😉

    Reply
  • 3. Haris Gulzar  |  August 3, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    Good enough to satisfy one’s own self, obviously if he’s an engineer or a scientist :-P. “Dil ke khush rakhnay ko ghalib ye khayal acha hai…” 🙂

    ~Bilkul sahi, Thanks for the comment and Welcome to my blog 🙂

    Reply
  • 4. Amir  |  August 4, 2009 at 4:26 am

    hahaha…I love it! There is a similar theorem which goes to show that women are evil…but lets not go there 😉

    ~ Aha, clever 😉

    Reply
  • 5. Specs  |  August 4, 2009 at 11:54 am

    It lost me halfway through too! Wonder who came up with this!

    But yeah, since I’ve started working, I can attest to that. The lesser the knowledge, the more the dough!

    ~lol

    Reply
  • 6. Sabiha  |  August 14, 2009 at 12:28 am

    Too true =[

    Reply
  • 7. black hattitude  |  October 31, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Hi,

    thanks for the great quality of your blog, each time i come here, i’m amazed.

    Reply
  • 8. competitive intelligence  |  November 22, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    Hi,

    i registered because i do believe this is the right place for me.

    bye 🙂

    Reply

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