Funny Matrimonial Advertisements

July 23, 2009 at 3:37 pm 8 comments

I came across some funniest Matrimonial Ads recently and I would like to share with you all. I bet you can’t stop laughing. Grammar and spelling error have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart attitude. Comments are in Bold letters.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading post .. 😉

Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..

Thanks

yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

(Truly yours)

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state

she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

What Homework???

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on……..hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck. now i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

(lot to the power 3)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans?…)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY

THEY ARE

1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

Infact she doesn’t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ?

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of ‘ok’. The person is Suffering from ‘Ok-syndrome’ )

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & Mother. sister completely married

(somebody please explain how to get married completely’? )

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(Height of desperation! )

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iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

(Plz for gods sake ask somebody’s help in framing sentence )

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ….

( Clean Habit’s? Is there anything like that?)

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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

(Gosh!!!!!!! ! she knows her heart color)

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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

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My wife should be as ‘Shivani’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT……

(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps/serials but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain’t he?)

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she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated.

(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. iam doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.?)

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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.

but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.

bye bye.

(uttama purushan)

(No Comments)

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i’m looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)

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to be married on jan-2010. working woman perferable

(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride.I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)

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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani.

(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.

(Any takers again?)

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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

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8 Comments Add your own

  • 1. nadia  |  July 23, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    LOL 😀

    I think I did a post on matrimonial ads a very long time ago; your list is hilarious.

    PS: I feel sorry for “ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.” bechara 😦

    ~ Yeah he is really a bechara.

    Reply
  • 2. Behbood  |  July 24, 2009 at 6:14 am

    LOL @ iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.

    Dude, you are giving me wicked ideas for my posts now…
    The ad above was the one that made me lough (LOL) the most.

    ~ LOL, looking forward to your post thn.

    Reply
  • 3. Specs  |  July 24, 2009 at 10:15 am

    “i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

    (by not wearing his jeans?…)”<– This one made me cry with laughter.

    I'm putting this in a forward mail (if there were any psychos on your blog, that wasn't me. I got none on my mailing list)

    Where did you find these? They're REALLY hilarious!!!

    ~ One of my friend forwarded to me, it’s really hilarious 🙂

    hahahaha

    Reply
  • 4. Abid  |  July 27, 2009 at 7:58 am

    Hahaha nice one. I lough a lot!

    And thumbs up on buying Nadia baji the SLR 🙂

    ~ Anything for her 🙂

    Reply
  • 5. Haris Gulzar  |  July 27, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    HAHAHAHA…thats just too hilarius. Easily the best post I have read today (Y).

    ~ Thanks for the compliment, Gulzar 🙂 Welcome to my blog.

    Reply
  • 6. Asha  |  July 31, 2009 at 9:00 am

    LOL. These are mind-blowingly hilarious. Which matrimonial site did you get these ads from??? Hee Hee

    Reply
  • 7. Sabiha  |  August 14, 2009 at 12:36 am

    😀 LOUGH(I’ve been saying it Log) makes me think of something that I am not sure you guys have seen over there (its part of an old cartoon from here in the States). It is the mini fake commercial for “log” from Ren and Stimpy (it was supposed to make fun of Slinkies).

    Anyhow, good list! 🙂 I love these ones, wish they did that here, but unfortunately all we have here are crazy nasty pervert ads. 😦

    ~ 🙂

    Reply
  • 8. Indian Matrimony - Matrimonial Services  |  September 18, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    I got to really appreciate the work done!!!!! keep it up.

    ~ Thanks 🙂

    Reply

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