Laugh!!!

December 15, 2008 at 5:23 pm 5 comments

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Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were
called ” Saints” But now they are called..”Bankers”

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:
‘If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off’
 
Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..   Its just that, One loves too much and the other loves too many.
 
Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!


Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD, Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
 
Useful:
Someone has rightly said, ‘A fool can ask More questions that a Wiseman cannot answer’
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
 
Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved.!’
Girl: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!
A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an Bank.. Drive Slowly, Don ‘ t kill our Employee…. . Leave them to us 🙂
 
 
 

 

 

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  • 1. nadia  |  December 15, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    “BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!” LOL

    “Fear: When pages of your book still smell new and just few hours left for your exams.” – This is a very appropriate way to describe fear, hehehe.

    ~ Haha, I remember once my friend asked me that which exam is today, before entering into the examination hall..lol

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  • 2. Amy  |  December 15, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    “Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved.!’
    Girl: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!” LOL

    Gave me a good laugh!

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  • 3. Amir  |  December 16, 2008 at 3:40 am

    Hahaha, these are too funny.

    “Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
    Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much and the other loves too many.” – hahaha

    ~ 🙂

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  • 4. misspecs  |  December 16, 2008 at 10:01 am

    LOL. They’re all very funny but being from Finance myself, the banker ones are truly funny because they do make saints out of one, making us work from 9 to 9.

    ~LOL

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  • 5. Hajar Alwi  |  December 16, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Was looking for a little humor to brighten up my day. The hilarious lines written on Ts never fail to crack me up. 🙂

    ~ I am glad it made your day :), Thanks for visiting my blog.

    Reply

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