Nine Words Women Use
December 1, 2008 at 6:10 pm 9 comments
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she
says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s
wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
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1. nadia | December 1, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I’ll have to agree with:
1. fine
2. five minutes (although I use 1 minute)
3. nothing (although sometimes I do mean that there’s nothing: you can always look into my eyes and tell anyway)
4. loud sigh
5. that’s okay
~ Shukar, you only agree with only five words 😉
2. Niyaz | December 1, 2008 at 7:56 pm
hehehe bro….this is 100% true…agree wid ur points 🙂
~ Have to agree, bro 😉
3. misspecs | December 2, 2008 at 3:37 am
LOL. “Nothing” … I use that sometimes. But ‘Go Ahead’ is 100% me! LOL. These points are right on the mark.
Dude, you know what ‘thanks a lot’ means…its something most guys don’t! I’m impressed! 🙂
~ Hehe
4. Abid | December 2, 2008 at 8:36 am
lol@ nadia
She never thanks masoon bhai
5. nadia | December 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Abid, that’s because there are two words that when spoken, I truly mean them: thank you and sorry.
6. got my thumbs up. | December 2, 2008 at 10:07 pm
got my thumbs up….
Works a treat….
7. hfm | December 3, 2008 at 1:49 am
Wow, I’m impressed.
:]
8. Sabiha | December 7, 2008 at 5:22 am
Oh no ladies they are figuring out our language! Quick we must change now hehe 🙂
9. masood | December 7, 2008 at 1:10 pm
lol