Nine Words Women Use‏

December 1, 2008 at 6:10 pm 9 comments

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Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.

Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she
says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s
wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

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  • 1. nadia  |  December 1, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    I’ll have to agree with:

    1. fine
    2. five minutes (although I use 1 minute)
    3. nothing (although sometimes I do mean that there’s nothing: you can always look into my eyes and tell anyway)
    4. loud sigh
    5. that’s okay

    ~ Shukar, you only agree with only five words 😉

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  • 2. Niyaz  |  December 1, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    hehehe bro….this is 100% true…agree wid ur points 🙂

    ~ Have to agree, bro 😉

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  • 3. misspecs  |  December 2, 2008 at 3:37 am

    LOL. “Nothing” … I use that sometimes. But ‘Go Ahead’ is 100% me! LOL. These points are right on the mark.

    Dude, you know what ‘thanks a lot’ means…its something most guys don’t! I’m impressed! 🙂

    ~ Hehe

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  • 4. Abid  |  December 2, 2008 at 8:36 am

    lol@ nadia

    She never thanks masoon bhai

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  • 5. nadia  |  December 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Abid, that’s because there are two words that when spoken, I truly mean them: thank you and sorry.

    Reply
  • 6. got my thumbs up.  |  December 2, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    got my thumbs up….

    Works a treat….

    Reply
  • 7. hfm  |  December 3, 2008 at 1:49 am

    Wow, I’m impressed.
    :]

    Reply
  • 8. Sabiha  |  December 7, 2008 at 5:22 am

    Oh no ladies they are figuring out our language! Quick we must change now hehe 🙂

    Reply
    • 9. masood  |  December 7, 2008 at 1:10 pm

      lol

      Reply

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