Too Much!!!

October 28, 2008 at 2:10 pm 5 comments

A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a punjabi were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
 
They were having lunch and Gujju (Gujarati) said, “Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”
 
 The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Idli Sambhar again!

 If  I get idli sambhar one more time I’m going to jump off too.”
 
 The punjabi opened his lunch and said, “Paratha again! If I get a
 paratha one more time, I’m jumping too.”
 
 
 The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to
 his death.
 
 The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
 
 The punjabi opened his lunch, saw the paratha and jumped to his death
 as well.
 
 
 At the funeral, Gujju’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how
 really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!”
 
 The Madrasi’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him dossa!

I didn’t realize he hated idli sambhar so much.”
 
 
 Everyone turned and stared at the punjabi’s wife.
 
 Scroll down for her answer
 
 
 
 
 The punjabi’s wife said,
 
 “Don’t look at me.

  He makes his own lunch.”
 

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. nadia  |  October 28, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    LOL

    He commited suicide 😉

    Reply
  • 2. Wakas Mir  |  October 28, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    😛 hehe

    Reply
  • 3. GeekiSiddiqui  |  October 28, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    hahaha, that made me laugh 🙂

    Reply
  • 4. Amir  |  October 29, 2008 at 12:51 am

    HAHA, I’ve heard the “blonde” version of this joke. Glad to see there’s a desi version too…haha.

    Reply
  • 5. Ab  |  October 29, 2008 at 3:04 am

    LOL…i love your blog for these types of desi jokes 😛

    Reply

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