Some Funny Definitions

October 18, 2008 at 12:47 pm 2 comments

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

 

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

 

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

 

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

 

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

 

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through ‘the minds of either’

 

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

 

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

 

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

 

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

 

Father: A banker provided by nature.

 

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

 

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

 

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

 

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

 

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

 

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

 

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

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  • 1. nadia  |  October 18, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    ” Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through ‘the minds of either.’’

    LOL, I’ve seen lecturers like these. It’s either they really haven’t prepared (or have ample knowledge) about the subject at hand, or they just don’t care to share what they do know.

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    Yep, I remember one of my lecturer in Engineering comes to class for to dictate from his book, which is nothing but transfering only notes not knowledge:)

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  • 2. Amir  |  October 21, 2008 at 7:45 am

    HAHA…good one. I like Lecture as well. It goes well with “If you would like a transcript of the show, please write down everything you hear”

    Reply

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