How to become a Detective

October 17, 2008 at 11:24 am 3 comments

A policeman was testing 3 brothers who were training to become
detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first one a
picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how
would you recognize him?”

The first one answers, “That’s easy; we’ll catch him fast because he
only has one eye!” The policeman says, “Well…uh… that’s because the
picture I showed is his side profile.”

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture
for 5 seconds at the second one and asks him, “This is your suspect,
and how would you recognize him?”

The second one smiles and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because
he only has one ear!”

The policeman angrily responds,
“What’s the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best
answer you can come up with?”

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
one and in a very testy voice asks, “This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?

He quickly adds, “Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.”

He looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, “The suspect wears
contact lenses.”

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. “Well,
that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check
his file and I’ll get back to you on that.” He leaves the room and goes
to his office, checks the suspect’s file in his computer, and comes
back with a beaming smile on his face.

“Wow! I can’t believe it. It’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear
contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
observation?”

“That’s easy,” he replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he
only has one eye and one ear!”

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. nadia  |  October 17, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    LOL 😀

    Okay, at least the third detective discovered something that is in fact correct!

    ~Hehe, yep 🙂

    Reply
  • 2. misspecs  |  October 17, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    LOL, oh that’s good!

    ~🙂

    Reply
  • 3. Ab  |  October 18, 2008 at 4:13 am

    LOL

    I read this joke before and it was a sardarji joke lol.

    ~ hehe, alwayz sardarji’s become targets of funny jokes or rather it suites them a lot. But I wish to protect my toungue when it comes to make a joke on any individual.

    Reply

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