Some Funny Facts!

October 16, 2008 at 10:03 am 4 comments

A friend of mine sent this to me.

It is funny, and some what true.

Read on, enjoy it, and have a great week.

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATHS

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot

and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men,

but married men are a lot more

willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,

but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change,

and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that,is

the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,

poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at

funerals.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Wakas Mir  |  October 16, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    “Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.” hehe good ones.. although I am unsure ke what nadia sis will say 😛

    ~No comments;)

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  • 2. nadia  |  October 16, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    Wakas bhai, if only he was sooo willing to die, he would “always” allow me to go to my mayka for more than one week, to rid of my presence 😀 This man can’t spend 24 hours without me (same goes for me too) hehe.

    “They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.” LOL, that is so wicked!

    ~ That’s true, I cant imagine spending time without you for hours, but at times we manage to sacrifice like when I was been to US for 6 weeks:(

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  • 3. misspecs  |  October 16, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    Woo hoo! The ‘how to stop people from bugging you about getting married’ is SO hilarious!

    I can’t really say it to motee nosy ‘aunties’ but I think I’ll say this in my heart every time; will make the ‘fake smile’ I have to give them easier!

    ~Hehe, clever!

    Reply
  • 4. Saanj  |  February 6, 2009 at 11:32 am

    Very nice ones 🙂 Loved the one on old aunts bugging people to get married hehe.

    Reply

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