Installing Wife 1.0

October 15, 2008 at 11:18 am 6 comments

This is one of the funniest request and a query to the technical support team and here how it goes;

Dear Tech Support:

Last year August I upgraded from Girlfriend/Fiancee 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected processing.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Party Night 10.3, outings 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend/Fiancee 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

Dear Troubled User:

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend/Fiancee 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


Technical Support


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6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. nadia  |  October 15, 2008 at 11:30 am

    LOL 😀 My goodness! I can’t stop laughing. You have also installed this particular OS a year back. How do you find it so far? 😉

    ~I love this OS very very much and I find this OS with these extra plugins such as sweet, smart and adorable 🙂

  • 2. Salini  |  October 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    😀 Dont know wat to comment since I am also an OS. I can only say this OS is the “best”.

    But a very good article. Innovative ideas 😉

    ~lol, obviously this OS never degrade itself;)

  • 3. emmjay2662  |  October 15, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    you have me laughing out loud still. i came for a down-home authentic sense of life in dubai, being a potential american ex-pat, and now i’m gonna stick around and see what other forms of hilarity you have to offer.

    very very funny

    THANKS AGAIN for the laughs!!!!

    Thanks for your lovely comments.

  • 4. Wakas Mir  |  October 16, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    haha its so amazing how minds of people can work out magic like this na 😛 May God bless you and your OS … 😛

    ~Aaameen, now when are you upgrading your OS?

  • 5. Sabiha  |  October 18, 2008 at 7:12 am

    😀 Great post!

  • 6. Hussain  |  December 25, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    does wife 1.0 have the option of supporting wife 2.0

    ~ No ways, they will get crash.


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