How to catch a Lion

August 28, 2008 at 7:57 pm 5 comments

There are several ways to catch a Lion, but these are few funny tricks to catch a “Lion” 🙂

Newton’s Method:

Let the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion 🙂

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that it’s a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it and torture it to accept that its a lion.

 Rajnikanth, the famous south indian actor method:

Keep warning the lion that you may come and attack anytime.

The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself;)

 Manirathnam Method (Director): Famous for slow and dark movies.

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark with a single candle lighted.

Keep murmuring something in its ears.

The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide

Govinda Method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 to 6 days.

George Bush Method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri Method: Famous for wasting too many balls and making less runs;)

Ask the lion to bowl at you

You bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Lion gets tired and surrenders;)

 P.S: This is just for fun not for the real catching 🙂

 

 

 

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Ab  |  August 28, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    George Bush method is wrong.

    The real George Bush method would involve linking the lion with Osama bin Laden, starting a war with the lion, then finding a fox, starting a war with it, killing the fox’s children, mates and parents (Iraq), and then making threats to a wolf (Iran), all in the hopes that the nation would forget about the original war with the lion (because that was was very unsuccessful).

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    True, very well elaborated

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  • 2. nadia  |  August 29, 2008 at 12:38 am

    LOL!

    The software engineer and the Indian police methods are too hilarious! 😀

    Too much, yaar.

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    Fortunately it’s related to QA testing;)

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  • 3. Wakas Mir  |  August 29, 2008 at 3:51 am

    Now that’s a good one hehe, Govinda method was good 😛

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  • 4. Niyaz  |  August 29, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    Very interesting bhai 🙂
    esp’lly that S/W Engineer , Rajini & maniratnam’s section hahaha…

    Reply
  • 5. Amir  |  September 3, 2008 at 4:47 am

    Govinda method…hahahahhahaa. That’s too funny!

    Reply

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