How to catch a Lion
There are several ways to catch a Lion, but these are few funny tricks to catch a “Lion” 🙂
Let the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion 🙂
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that it’s a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it and torture it to accept that its a lion.
Rajnikanth, the famous south indian actor method:
Keep warning the lion that you may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself;)
Manirathnam Method (Director): Famous for slow and dark movies.
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 to 6 days.
George Bush Method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
Ravi Shastri Method: Famous for wasting too many balls and making less runs;)
Ask the lion to bowl at you
You bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion gets tired and surrenders;)
P.S: This is just for fun not for the real catching 🙂